. . . .

What ever. I need some more Dango.
-Itachi

Gomenisai

Sorry we havent been posting, we have recently accpompleshed another part of Pain-Sama's master plan;
We have captured the Suna Jinjuriki!
Sasori-san has gotten a few scratch-ups wile Deidara has lost both of his arms (kinda hard to ype with no arms . . . .correct?) we just got dont sealing the thing, and gotten rid of the pesky Konaha Nins that tried to get the Suna-Jin back, why they want a corpse, i dont know, but well . . .Deidara and Sasori-San let them have it . . . .nice going guys!!! 8D (( KAMI I HATE COMPUTERS, AND ITACHI CAN GET hIS NOSE OUT OF MY BUISSNESS NOW!!!!! )) whatever, well, we should be postig soon!!!
-Konan
P.S. Itachi is so kicked out of the akatsuki now!!!! he just punched me D8888 ur not spopesed to hit girls, Ita-Chan

Dango

That nasty shark stole my Dango, So I stole his fish and ate them and offered him some and he ran off crying.
-Itachi

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Tobi, don't mind Deidara, he's just jealous of you. you can use play-doh. he's just . . . jealous.
Ive been informed i 'never' post, so im sorry everybody, Pein-sama jsut needs more help lately...
-Konan

Play-doh

Play-doh, Deidara-sempi told me not to use it cause I'm not an artist like he is. And yep I ate all the chocolates YIPPEE!!!!!!!!

. . . . .

I don't want to be called Itachi-Chan nor Ita-Chan.
-Itachi

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^w^ Great idea Sori, Ita-Chaaaaaaaaaaaan. 8D
Sori, Kisame is a Shark, and sharks eat fish, therefore, he isnt a cannibal, but if he ate shark, ( witch i dont see why anybody would, its discugting ) then he would be a canibal.
Tobi, i think we are getting addicted to legos? why dont we try play-doh? or something?

haha, I'm guessing you already ate all of it, Tobi?too bad.I'm rather fond of chocolate too!
Itachi, if they can't call you Itachi-chan, then how about Ita-chan?

hungry today, couldn't find any food anywhere, except for Kisame's fish.And I hate fish.is he a cannibal?

__Sasori.

:D

Tobi wouldn't steal from you Konan-chan only from Itachi-chan, so whats everyone doing. Tobi is playing with legos and eating cookies.

Not Thanks for taking the Chocolate

Tobi that wasn't my Chocolate. That was for Allie. Now I have to buy more, and this time I am hiding it from you guys. and DON'T CALL ME ITACHI-CHAN.
-Itachi

^w^

Yes i know im wow, Itachi-Chan!!
Yes Sori, im glad you listed, and im glad you posted daily life ^w^
>w>;; Nice Tobi, im glad you stole his Chocolate . . .good for you, but it it was mine, you'd be dead OwO
-Konan

WEEEEEEEEEE

TOBI STOLE ALL OF ITACHI-CHANS CHOCOLATE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WEEEEEEEEEE

TOBI STOLE ALL OF ITACHI-CHANS CHOCOLATE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Went to train as you suggested, Konan-san.see, I do listen sometimes!
and I also saw a group of ninja's doing something like teambuilding.was hilarious to see.
there, posted something about my daily life.
happy?

__Sasori.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

. . .Wow Konan.
-Itachi

. . . .

Tobi, we got drunk a few days ago, when you didn't pick up your phone, and we didn't feel the need to actually like, go to your room. so we got drunk, and made names for yaoi couples!!! . . . . . but apparently Itachi-Chan didnt feel the need to put up the acual names, just the abundent ammount of pairings we came up with. most of them were quite funny, and nobody shall ever get what im saying ever again, every sentence will have a pairing in it, but nobody shall ever know!!!!
kukukukukukukuk . . . . .
-Konan

???

Tobi is confused? When did Konan-chan and Itachi-san get drunk?

. . . .

The reason I posted that was because I felt like it. You don't have to like my mom because she died. I figured everyone should know what you say when your drunk, cause I wasn't drunk, Konan. And DON'T CALL ME ITACHI-CHAN. I will go Sharingan on your butt (I am keeping it PG rated, be happy).
-Itachi

*palm-Face*

Itachi-Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. i told you not to post that!!!
Well, not in so many words, or in any words . . . but still, why'd you have to post them?! i mean. . . . really?!?! i mean, we were DRUNK . . . . . you tard'...
-Konan
P.S. i dont like your mum!

Drunk Conversation between Konan and Itachi

Sasori
SasoriItachi, SasoriKonan, SasoriTobi, SasoriHidan, SasoriDeidara.
Deidara
DeidaraItachi, DeidaraSasori, DeidaraHidan, DeidaraKonan, DeidaraTobi.
Hidan
HidanItachi, HidanDeidara, HidanSasori, HidanKonan, HidanTobi.
Itachi
ItachiDeidara, ItachiSasori, ItachiHidan, ItachiKonan, ItachiTobi.
Konan
KonanSasori, KonanDeidara, KonanHidan, KonanItachi, KonanTobi.
Tobi
TobiSasori, TobiDeidara, TobiHidan, TobiItachi, TobiKonan.

-Itachi & Konan

Daily Life...Ya Right

I am not going to post my Daily Life on here. You already know what goes on around here Konan so why should I/we bother with that.
-Itachi

...Daily Life

Tobi's daily life is playing with his legos and watching cartoons...is that important to know?

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Well, Sori-chan, i guess you just like to destroy peoples dreams ?! *huffs* i mean, i have had enough hate in my life and i dont need it from you too!!! i mean, this is soposed to be FUN but its all this trouble for me, and if your not going to post abou tyour daily life why even bother about the whole thing?! i mean, why dont i just delete this whole thing?!
.........
..........
Oh, and Pain-Sama has been verry bussy and dosnet have time for pointless things at the moment Sasori, why dont you . . .train or something?
-Konan

I don't really have anything interesting to post about my 'daily live', Konan-san.
Pein-sama hasn't given me a mission either, so not much to talk about.

hmm, so blondie decided to post?
Great.notice the sarcasm.make sure your 'art' doesn't get near my puppets.

__Sasori

. . . .

*claps* YAY ! Deidara has Finally post-ed . .ed?
Welcome to the band-wagon Deidara! . . .just don't . . .blow us all up, K?
. . .May 5th way YOUR birthday Deidara . . . . Cinco Dei-Dara!! . . . . you really forgot your birthday? kami . . . . you really are a blond.
~
U mm, on here, Ive realized we've only really been Posting repilies and such, and . . . thats not what i wanted >.>;; we should be writing about our daily lives and such . . . . not to get too fussy.. OwO;
-Konan

BOOM! un

Eheh...hello there, un. It's Deidara-sempai...FINALLY posting a blog, un! At 2:40am. XD Un. Uhh...not really sure what to say here, as currently my brain is lost in my stomach, un. But. As soon as I resolve this matter, I should be able to come up with something.

So...yeah, un. Maybe a nice C-4 explosion...crap, I don't have any C-4. Fireworks? O_o No...not big enough, un. Oh! Pepsi and Mentos! XD 'runs away cackling madly' Boom, baby! Un!

Ja-ne! =^.^=

P.S: I think I read something about a 'birthday' here, un? If so, well...happy birthday to you! If not, then-just forget that I wrote this extra. Un. ^^;

Birthday

... ok, its a day late, sorry. (( and im so glad everybody is so. . . . . .nice about it ))
Deidara, its realy great to have you in the akatsuki, and all, your a really awsome person, if only you would start to post, that'd be better . . . . . but cant ask for everything, im just happy that everybody at least engloighed you, but i really appreciate you, and so does Pain-Sama ( he told me to say that ) we both are realy, realy, realy glad, and all. Happy birthday. O3O

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEIDARA-SEMPI

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEIDARA-SEMPI!!!!!!!

Do i really have to? *sigh*
well then ,Deidara-san, a very.....h....happy...
oh damn it all, I can't say it.sorry Konan-san.
w/e.

__Sasori.

Re: to Konan

I don't want any cookies, Konan so yea no. I don't give a rats butt about it. :: leaves::
-Itachi

COOKIES!!!!

TOBI WANTS A COOKIE!!! GIVE TOBI COOKIE!!!...pwese????!!! He'll be a good boy FOREVER!!!!..can I pwese have a cookie?

Birthdays and Repiles

Ok, First Off, I dont know when Hidan is goign to start to post, i need to validate him before he can Ita-Chan, so wait... n' all.
Next, TOMORROW IS DEIDARA'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so i want EACH and EVERY one of you to type out a looooooong and thoughtful post on why you love him~ *heart* Or else you wont egt any cookies!

Hey...

Hey Everyone,
When is Hidan going to start blogging, we need somefun on here. Not saying you guys are boring but yea.
-Itachi

Ok

OK Tobi will keep blogging then!!!!

Yes.

Hidan is going to post soon, just as soon as he gets me his E-Mail.
.... um, Tobi, Deidara will have to deal, becasue your not going to stop to post ^w^ Besides, HE hasent even posted yet >.>;

Hidan-San is posting now?

Hidan-san is gonna start posting....should Tobi stop blogging then since Deidara-sempi doesn't like me hearing Hidan-san talk?

OOh, Hidan's going to post?
great, means I can start using words as I like again.

No worries, Konan-san, I'll keep it at least a bit more polite than Hidan.which isn't hard ,ofcourse.

Sasori.

Maybe I do or maybe I don't, like ice cream. DON'T CALL ME ITA-CHAN!, Konan. Finally Hidan is going to be on for some more fun. Tobi I don't know what we are going to do.

what we gonna talk about?

Guys Tobi bored...what can we do?

. . . . .

Ohhh . . . .

I guess i took that wrong, *sweet drop* if you ment Ita-Chan, i agree with you, Sori-chan. Hidan is going to start to post soon too. i just have to validate him . . . and my hollow dreams of this being child approporiate are out the window. Anywayy....
Tobi: Thanks for tellign me, i have some Deidara-butt to kick/ why dont you play with your leggo's or somehting?

itachi: you dont like ice cream? then why were you scarfing down a whole container the other day, hmm???

-Konan

.....

Well Then, You Puppet. Oh and Tobi I have a lot of Ice cream that you can have cause I don't want it. . . .

...

Ya,ya,, I'll keep it down.
Blown up by Dei's art huh?interesting.

And really Tobi?I thought I saw Hidan using it.but I think you'll have to buy a new one anyways , Konan-san.
Oh, and I wasn't complaining about you taking too long in the bathroom.that was only directed at Itachi. Maybe you misunderstood?

I am too tired to post anything else, and I can't come up with anything atm anyway.
__Sasori

ICE CREAM!!!!

Hi! Tobi here...and TOBI ALL HYPER!!!! *runs around* Deidara-sempi gave Tobi ice cream to make him be quiet...and now Tobi all CRAZY, Ohh and Tobi knows where your eyeshadow is Konan-chan, Deidara-sempi knocked it in the toliet this morning when he was doing his hair this morning.

RE: to all postes since. . . .you get it.

Hey Everyone,
For your info Konan I do not take 3 hours in the shower (I spend an hour at most in the flipin' shower Konan(so you know)). What ever ya'll. You just hating. No I don't know where your blue Eyeshadow went Konan. Ask Tobi. Sasori we all have bad days. So just chill out and relax for a little bit and maybe you wouldn't be so pisted off at people. Oh and sorry your going to be blow up by Deidara's Art, Sasori. Have fun dealing with that. Oh and I agree with Konan about her taking her time in the bathroom...Girls always take forever...but it's a girl thing. :: leaves::
-Itachi

SASORI!!!

How DARE you say I take too long in the bathroom!! im a GRIL, for Jello's sake! besides, i always have to make my flower over, becuase most of the time SOMEBODY takes it and breakes it *cough* Tobi *cough* so im ALLOWED. we cant all be as natural as you . . .sori-chan.

and Deidara said he wuz gonna blow u up cuz' you taleded bad bout' his art ^w^

Well, Sorry you had a crappy Day Sori, but plz try and keep out site Child-rated? . . .that will be a hollow dream once Hidan starts to post, but for now. . . . .plz? preschool toys might read this.

-Konan

P.S- Anybody know where my blue eyeshawdow is? i need it. . . . like, now.

..

I agree with Konan, Itachi.I don't have to do a thing to make my hair look good, it's naturally fantastic ^_^
you, on the other hand, spend too much time in the bathroom, only to still tie it in a bun!
talk about girlish.

I had a shitty day.I was tired.I was moody.everyone around me was moody.I was irritated.nuff said.

. . . .

Sorry i havent posted scince, well, awhile, but i was trying to get they fat-tard called Deidara to post.
Sasori: you could wait till he's on, you know. not like i care. and yes, your hair does look nice in that picture ^w^

Itachi: you cant be talking about hair, Mr.I-Spend-3-Hours-in-the-bathroom-and-wont-let-the-girl-in-the-morning!!!!

Tobi: thaks SOOO much for putting that awsome picture up, now if only i could figure out the background . . . . .

....

Hello Everyone,
Ya know, Sasori, that comment about your hair looking good sounded so girlish. We all look nice in that picture and we have Tobi to thank for that, so Thanks Tobi for the awsome picture. . . . .Your pretty cool Tobi. I got to do some things so I got to go. :: leaves::
-Itachi

I use my puppets to fight, Tobi, can't put them away when I'm attacked,right?
yes Tobi, you did a great job putting up the pic.
I like my hair.

___Sasori

The picture

Tobi's glad everyone likes the picture, Tobi found it last night and put it up. We all look cool in it, no?

Relpys to al the posts

Hiya guys!

Thank you Konan-chan Tobi's glad you think the legos were awesome, and thanks for saying it was good for Tobi to stand up for Deidara-sempi. And Sasori-san if ninja keep breaking your toys then why don't you just put them away, like all other good boys and girls?


TOBI SAYS BYE!!!!!!

RE: To all the lastest postes

Hey Konan and everyone else,
I agree with Sasori, Konan. I mean we can't have our own opinions?? Oh and it's nice to know about your puppets, Sasori (not really). . . .It's interestin Kisame has better things to do then talk to us (not really). I don't think anyone really talks to Zetsu cause yea. . . . . Deidara really should start posting (Just saying). . . . . Post later. Oh and I do agree we look awsome in the picture (Me esspecially(JK (Just Kiding))) :: leaves::
-Itachi

Reply to Konan

but Konan-san,, we're not being mean to him , we're just...sharing opinions!

As for Pein-sama not talking to you, don't worry about it.He has a lot of things to do.I should talk to him about my next mission..

so Kisame's playing with his dolfins ,eh? *grins* good to know.

__Sasori.

. . . . . .

Hey People!
Im SO glad people are posting, i mean, not everybody can at the moment . . . . Pein-Sama is busy, and wont even talk to me. the Zombie twins are on a mission, Zetsu . . . well i dont talk to him much, so he dosent know about this at the moment. and then, Kisame is out playing with his dolphins. but thats besides the point.

Itachi/Sasori: Umm, Guys, you dont realy have to be that bean to Deidara, do you? i mean, he hasent even posted to defend himself!! you could at least wait to trash him untill he is posting like the rest of us.

Tobi: You go Tobi! you tell em' they SHOULDENT be making fun of your senpai ((well, at least when he isnt he to defend himself)) X3 and i saw some of the leggo things, great . . . .awsome.

And i just want to tell you all, thanks so much for posting . . .yadda yadda yadda. and i love you guys ^w^ ((not like that, you perverts ))
-Konan

Replies.

Itachi, in theory I'm still younger than you, only with more life experience since I've been around for a little while longer.sadly, my puppets don't last very long with all those maggots who call themselves ninjas wanting to destroy them.the only ones that stay intact are my very first ones..thus, I have to keep creating new ones, adding some more special attacks to every one of them.

Tobi, don't be so loud.we were only discussing, not pestering Deidara.
besides, the only thing pretty about his art is the fire of the explosion.
I agree with Itachi though, are we not important enough?just kidding.

oh, but we all look very pretty in the image above our posts .

RE: Leave my Deidara-Sempi alone!

Awww come on Tobi, we are just having fun. So I am guessing we are unimportant to talk to, since your watching TV and playing with legos. How is Deidara's art pretty?? It blows up.

LEAVE DEIDARA-SEMPI ALONE!!!

LEAVE MY DEIDARA-SEMPI ALONE!!!!! His art is very pretty. And he enjoys it, so leave him be. And sorry about not Blogging so often Konan-chan, but Tobi was busy playing with legos and watching tv.

RE: A Post..

How many puppets have you made/do you have? You old man, don’t you have enough already? I agree with you about Deidara, he and his blasted art.

A post..

Konan: I'm sorry I haven't posted up 'til now.
as for that blasting idiot Deidara: he's probably too busy blowing up the things he calls 'art' to post.
Art is eternal, regardless what that fool might say.his creations only last for seconds,indeed dying away with a blast,never to be remembered again,while mine lasts for all eternity.

enough about art.

Konan, it's exactly because I have my puppets and am a puppet myself, that nearly all emotions have faded away.you should know that.

I'll update on my missions later.I'm going to create another puppet.*leaves*

Reply to Konan

Thanks Konan, I know I am awsome, and I kind of agree with you on the whole Diedara and Sasori need to talk part and we all need to find something to talk about. . .

. . . . . .

Well, i guess people accualy WILL blog!!!!!
(nice, Itachi-san...)
But . . .realy people?! Where's Deidara, Sasori?! C'Mon guys!!! i know you need to vent.. Sori-Chan, i mean, your a puppet, how can you not need to let out emotions!!!!!??
BLOG PEOPLE
-Konan

Hello

Hello everyone, it's me, Itachi (odviously). I don't really know what to talk about so yea. Bye :: leaves::

Hi!

Hi, I'm Tobi. The good boy! And this is the Akatsuki blog, which Tobi isn't a part of yet, but will someday...Tobi hopes. Anyway Tobi doesn't know what to talk about so......



HI!!!!!!!

Konan Here.

Hey...
Um, Its Konan, Here... This is Our blog now, Akatsuki. I'm really just posting this to make sure it works . . . . my computer is crying out in pain now, ill tell the boys about this later, so they can post. Tobi probably will in a few seconds in me telling him . . . . . and he's not really a member . but hey, He's a good boy right? well, might as well tell you all about me, I'm Konan, . . .well, duh, but . . .umm, i have blue hair . . . its natural, so don't ask. . . that's really all i have intention of telling you . . . . . >.>;
-Konan